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an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.
"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"
zoltan by Kyle Doeden October 4, 2006
a word used to expresses or state the action of farting
joe, "ZOLTAN!!" jim, "dude u suck, o it smells"


jim, "dude i totaly zoltaned back in the hallway," jim,"i thought i smelled something"
zoltan by azn in da atlza August 27, 2005
That bag is so fucking Zoltan
Zoltan by letitgo69 December 23, 2020
Using 3 toys to reach ultimate quick orgasm - the trifecta known as the zoltan. Can be accompanied by a Z shape hand formation and soiled secondhand sex toys.
Going to give myself a zoltan before bed.
Zoltan by Therealzoltan March 18, 2023
Zoltán Hungarian masculine first name.One of the most popular names in Hungary.
It's an ancient Hungarian name.It means king,princeps.
Name days: 8th March

23rd June

Also known as: Zolta ,Solt ,Zsolt.

Famous Zoltáns:Zoltán Kammerer

Zoltán Kodály

Zoltán Gera
Zoltán by Micimackó October 21, 2009
Boys named Zoltán have beautiful personalities but sometimes they are assholes. You need to be patient with them but its worth it. It is a traditional Hungarian name but it sounds really well. Be grateful if you have a friend named Zoltán at least as much as I am.
X: Hey, do you know who is Zoltán?
Y: Yes, he is over there maybe smoking.
Zoltán by innaf January 30, 2020