Zoon

Zoon is really fucking sexy and hes the hottest person you could even meet

omg look theres zoon
woah no way hes so fucking sexy i wanna marry zoon right now
yeah same

by Real_Official_Not_Fake_Zoon69 January 17, 2022

mao zedong's kdr

The kill-death ratio of Mao Zedong, which is 6,000,000 kills to 1 death, beating Hitler's kill to death ratio by a wide margin.

Kevin: bro have you seen Mao Zedong's KDR?
Joe: no i haven't.
Kevin: let me just tell you that he has a positive KDR.

by Sosuke Bosuke May 16, 2022

Zoonie

Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies

"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"

by Sqid February 14, 2007

Zooner pics

Taking pictures with your close friend(s) to post up on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace.

See Zoon

Matt, wanna take some Zooner pics?
Yo, are we taking Zooner pics tonight?

by boatppd2 February 2, 2009

zoonecropedophile

A person who gets a kick out of having sex with the corpse of a baby(or young) animal.

"Hey look at that guy fucking that dead kitten. What a zoonecropedophile".

by Marakesh October 30, 2006

Mao Zedong Express

A sexual position, held for an extended period of time, in which a bound sexual partner will perform fellatio upon a partner wearing a cockring, ensuring that the intercourse will last for an inordinate amount of time, with no payoff.

"Bitch was being a major cocktease, so I put her on the Mao Zedong Express."

by Mikhail "Fail" Bakunin February 18, 2018

mao zedong

1. n. Vile, evil ruler of China from the end of WWII to the early 1970's. Killed millions of his own people with forced collectivization of agriculture, the "Great Leap Forward," and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution." Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Gang of Four that included his wife. The tyrant can be considered on equal footing with the next definition.

2. n. The excrement of Microtus pennsylvanicus. You guessed it, its "mousie dung."

An example of Mao Zedong's thinking can be taken from his book, "The Wit and Wisdom of Chairman Mao," where he writes, "Politics comes out of the barrel of a gun."

by Dan Weyandt January 6, 2008