zimbabwe

Probably the country with the biggest potential but the worst possible leaders. For every person there is 2 dictators, 8 underfed children, and 20 illegal immagrants in South - Africa.

They are also world leaders in destroying themselves, by killing the only sources of food.

Robert: Kill all farmers in Zimbabwe and i will give you food.
Sipho: OK (kills farmers)
Robert: OMW now we dont have food, ill have to call the UN.
Sipho: Who must i kill next?

Jeremiah: Come Tjonga, we dont have food.
Tjonga: what are we going to go Jeremiah?
Jeremiah: We are gonna kill farmers who give us food so that in 2 years everyone in this country will starve to death.
Tjonga: Sounds like a great idea, ill follow you.

by geeseplease December 29, 2009

Zimbabwean Wallet

An unkown relic, never seen in the light of day.

Wow Ntokozo, what is that? Cannot be a zimbabwean wallet, can it?

by Sherbert Hernandez February 12, 2020

Zimbabweian Steamer

When you take a shit on the floor at a McDonalds restaurant.

i couldnt get to sleep because all i could think about was the time my uncle did a Zimbabweian Steamer.

by zimbabwe dictionaryer July 29, 2017

curry zimbabwe

This is a delectable type of curry which is championed by Ian McNeice. Eat it at your own peril.

"I could really do with a Curry Zimbabwe"

by John Keats December 14, 2008

Zimbabwean Hand Stand

when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.

"that girl loves doing zimbabwean hand stands!"

by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009

Zimbabwean Unicorn

A sexual act when the partner attaches a dildo to their for head, thus looking like a unicorn, and fucks their bitch with it usually using the 'headbanging' technique.

I punished my bitch like a Zimbabwean Unicorn

by blabies212 May 15, 2010

zimbabwe throat

A really deep throat on a woman, occuring from a super elongated neck. In reference to the african women who wear all those friggin' rings around their neck; most likely so they can swallow the ultimate ding dong.

ron: Damn, check out that chick over there!

charles: Holy shit, look at that giraffe neck on her.

ron: Thats classic zimbabwe throat; shell devour your shit no problem.

by edelberry November 7, 2010