zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero

That truck is worth zilch.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2009

Zilch

Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.

Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?

Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.

by Andrew Tayla February 25, 2008

Zilch

A single entity which single handedly supplies a anti-pimple cream oxident or corperation with 90% or more of of its profit

Spriggan needs to stop acting like a Zilch

by Teddy Roosevelt February 21, 2003

zilch

a word used by a famous latin teacher named miss soulier meaning "nothing".

go soulism!!

do you know how many feminine nouns are in the second declension? ZILCH!!

by qwertywerty June 20, 2007

Zilched

The quality of having a sugar high. Often from energy drinks or Slurpees.

Oi, bro. Let's go to 7/11 and get Zilched!

by Twisttid May 2, 2018

Zilch

nothing serious, no interest in the person

Brad: What do you think about Jack?
Lisa: Jack is a Zilch to me!

by jenellenancysanders January 9, 2024

Zilch

zack black, not to be confused with jack black.

Me: you’re acting like a real zilch rn

Zilch: cmon man

by crackheadshi101 June 11, 2022