Zhongli 

His pillar can definetly strike your ass, it would probably hurt but dw he's a gentle man 😩‼️

Person 1: My ass hurts cuz of Zhongli

Tartaglia: ikr like...ow

Zhongli by YOURLOCALSIMP August 7, 2021

Zhongli 

Zhongli, Morax, Xiangsheng or the Geo archon.

The Archon with the Fattest and Thickest ass Ever, ass so thick he can obliterate the whole existence of Liyue with that damn ass. Childe is one lucky man he can work with the Almighty Morax, Zhongli is also one fine man and quite a Gentleman.

Hey do you know Zhongli?
"Oh the one who works at a funeral parlor?"
Yeah he has a rlly thick ass 😍

Zhongli by annialmaoo August 21, 2021

Zhongli 

Zhongli has a nice ass. And if you think about it, in the au where he's a history teacher and Xiao is his son, technically in that au he is in fact a hot history teacher dilf

A: I JUST PULLED ZHONGLI

B: Lets stare at his ass
A:.......... Wanna make out

Zhongli by yourfavoritechink May 9, 2021

Chonglish

Chonglish is a spoken English by the Korean people with Korean accent.

It is a mixed word of Choson Dynasty that is an original kingdom of the Korean peninsula and English.

I speak Chonglish, because I am proud to be a Koran.

Chonglish by Koreanist June 10, 2005

Zhongli 

A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Checking out Zhongli's fat juicy ass

Zhongli by Pikleztoastycrumptez02 December 30, 2021

Zhongli 

legend says that whenever his ass cheeks clap its largeness releases a supersonic wave resulting in major shaking and earthquakes. celestia acknowledged his skill and crowned him as geo archon.

childe: zhongli's ass can help him get a massive amount of mora *throws a million mora at zhongli's ass as the said ass bounces upon impact*

Zhongli by big dong schlong zhong January 4, 2022

Zhongli Big Pillar 

verb: to have an abnormally large male anatomy. These men are prone to; stealing yo girl, stealing yo mama, stealing yo sister, stealing yo daddy ( less often but still be cautious).

"MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A ZHONGLI BIG PILLAR"
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*

Zhongli Big Pillar by yomamasbodypillow December 11, 2020