Zeusianity

Zeusianity is a small religion that believes in the teachings, attitudes, actions, achievements and failures of Zeus. Zeus is basically a greek god because nothing bad ever happens to him and he is an exceptional student. He gets good grades and is very athletic. I have been an obsessive follower in Zeusianity since I was 11 years old and since the time I've know Zeus he has only fallen embarrassingly once in his life. He is always ahead of everyone which is why I was following him for such a long time. However things started to shift once I realized how horrible of a person Zeus really is. DO.NOT.TRUST.HIM. He hates women and treats them with little respect. So if you're apart of Zeusianity, suck it.

"Yes I recently joined Zeusianity this year! He is so amazing and I love how he-" *gets punched in the face*

by Gabi❤️💗❤️💗 May 18, 2021

bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.

i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!

by mrs meister December 4, 2006

Zeusian

A Zeusian is an honest and kind person. He/she loves adventures, a risk-taker at the same time. A Zeusian's mood changes without prior notice. A Zeusian is also a crazy sexual being, always looking for a possible mate but fails most of the time. A Zeusian's life is more on showing awesomeness and of course, wholesomeness to the world.

Person X : Have you seen the words printed on my shirt? It says "Be honest, be wholesome, be (a) model."
Person Y: That is so lame. They could have printed "Be a Zeusian" instead. The term Zeusian sums it all, you know.

Person X: Yeah right Person Y.

by kanooch October 11, 2011

Zeusing

the act of impregnating multiple people in real life or fiction without regard for who that person is, or the consequences of impregnating them.

Mark: hey you hear about that bastard joe?
James: you mean the guy that's been Zeusing all the ladies in town?
Mark: yeah that's the guy, wanna beat the crap out of him with me?
James: sure!

by doctor no not doing that October 4, 2020

Zeuson

He is a athletic person and gym boi. He loves to play football.His charms are irresistible.
Don't take it heartly. If anything gets over he says "Apjoly". One call away . Paisa is like hathon ka jadu. Khade khade kfc kharid deta hai. Momos ni khilana hai kbhi. 609 ki personality.

Zeuson Says

by LethalBoi November 23, 2021

Zusin Flu

The Zusin flu is a flu that makes you cold, raspy voice, hangover, bad memories and sore body. The famous zusin, whom name we don’t need to know, is a guy from ny who throws parties for his grade. He does not like underclassmen, nor upperclassmen (11th grade). He’s fun and all, but when it reaches 11:00pm, he will kick out any underclassmen or juniors in sight! so be careful, because if he catches you, he will curse you with the ZUSIN FLU! 12th graders also get the famous zusin flu…..Zusin is an og for sacrificing his house for our grade, but at the same time he be kicking out some hot underclassmen for no reason, like bro let them have the Zusin Flu !!! Let’s not forget that it is an honor to have the zusin flu.

It’s rare and russian vibey, makes you feel like you’re in eastern europe.

live long Zusin flu.

“yoo, that party was lit! I think i might have the Zusin Flu ..”
“ Naah bro same!! i don’t care if i get the zusin flu, had the best time in my life. “

by eldnahruoystahw2022 March 27, 2022

Zeusie baby

Guide dog in training. Loves to eat paper, dig in water bowls, and is likely to be the best friend to anyone who is lucky enough to get him.

Go get your toy Zeusie baby!! Go say hi!

by RodrigoDeSouza July 12, 2022