Zelching

When you put your girls toes in your mouth and swing her in a circle while jacking off. Any girl who would want this is definitely not the girl you want to do anything with.

“Dude she let me pull a Zelching on her!”
“How much did she cost?”

by Not Ashton Molloy May 1, 2024

zelshing

Ripping your own, erect, penis off and using it as a dildo to one’s self or another person or persons

I was zelshing, with Josh the other day.

by Retarded_Rat86 April 1, 2024

Zylching

Zylching, or to zylch, is the action of rapidly unraveling and re-closing the male foreskin, typically performed for one’s sexual pleasure.

I caught my son zylching

I am a professional zylcher

My wife zylched me last night

I love to zylch

by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024

Zilching

The act of pushing saliva through your teeth using your tongue to create a high-pitched gurgling sound.

I was completely grossed out by Johnny's zilching in class today.

by anonymous May 24, 2024