zenking

The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.

Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.

by A. Baldwin August 4, 2007

Zening

To be one with the world around you. While in this state of being everything works out for you and enjoyable things spontaneously show up in your experience.

It feels like you are flowing with nature and on a path of goodness.

Marie was completely zening today! Good songs kept playing around her and everything just seemed to work out.

by rmart March 6, 2011

Zennin

Means "good people" in Japanese, and they really are! Some of the most badass people you'll meet will be named Zennin...If you're lucky enough.

Dude, I fucking love Zennin!

by AlliWall October 18, 2011

zenoing

To proceed with increasing caution, esp. when measuring (cutting, pouring, etc.) such that each new amount is half-way closer to your goal.

I kept zenoing that last pour of flour! It took forever to get it just right and start mixing!

by kaolin fire September 7, 2016

Zening

v. The act of smoking and consuming weed (the marijuana), drinking a decent to large quantity of alcohol (relative to the size of the persons consuming), and digesting two Adderall in the span of 2 hours. One may smoke or consume more marijuana to retain a high.

This act is mostly done at teenage parties and during school events. The effect slowly dies off over 15 hours.

Tyler: " Last night was crazy brah."
Michael: " Not shit, everyone was Zening like no there."
Tyler: " Crazy shit dude."

by Lamptree June 21, 2010

zunning

a mix between running and zooming in the hallways, to walk extremely fast and not making direct eye contact wit ne one b/c you are moving so fast

OMG that kid was walkin so fast to class hes totally zunning he doest wanna be late

by Lauren April 13, 2004

zening

The girl next door, or rather diagonally opposite you. She wakes up after lunch and stays up till dawn watching asian dramas. she is most likely East Asian, thus, a strong supporter of media from her culture. She loves popcorn chicken, curry ramen, and the occasional Prata from habibis.

Due to her Chinese nature, she is good at table tennis, an exceptional mahjong player AND studying in the school of computing! Truly playing into the Model Minority stereotype! Of course, being her friend comes with stories of tiger parents!

She often goes back on her word, for example, "ze ning said shes staying in hall next semester, but she pulled out last minute! i cant believe it!" said her friend, whom was extremely betrayed.

Despite her towering physique, this 1.8m woman is afraid of a 2cm insect, often found squealing for help and exaggerating the size of the creepy crawlies in her room. Instead relying on her shorter friends to help her out as we are closer to the floor. On the topic of her size, her alcohol tolerance is surprisingly subpar for someone of her stature.

Likes:

- clean pants
- bringing laundry home
- tall people (especially men)
- chicken nuggets, processed food, ice lemon tea, oreos
- shouting at people
- being a karen.

- 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 1010 1111 1212 deals (but not Black Friday)
- harassing shopee staff

- CHARCOAL PILLS

dislikes:
- the smell of smoke
- being disrespected

- DH food
- keeping to her word.

jayyin: "zening time to wake up its 1pm"
ze ning: *groans*
vivian: "huh zening havent wake up yet? its 1! are you she actually woke up?"

by crystalb00bies369 November 22, 2021