Zendere

A zendere is a person who is a simp for someone who’s name is (or is similar to) zen. This zen could be a real or fake person and they are typically very hot. In most cases, the zendere’s name starts with the letter R. The first zendere was a simp for the zen from the dating game ‘mystic messenger’ as he is defined as ‘the best zenny of them all’.

Person R: zen is so hot!! I love him so much!
Person A: stop being such a zendere!

by gachimali February 28, 2021

Zender Bending

Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then take a shit on there chest.

JP was with this girl and gave her an old zender bending, she never talked to him again.

by Zane Jensen January 31, 2009

Zonkered

The state of a slight disruption from the consumption of drugs however not to the point of being high.

"Yo man, are you sure you can drive?" "Yeah dude! I'm only a little zonkered tonight."

"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."

by wwb00 May 14, 2017

Zerker

underground warrior for the people

Pass the vodka comrade

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

zenkert

A lit Fam of people who are from the Ukraine and German dissent they also enjoy a nice big fat pierogies and garlic. They will have a lit group chat and there is usually a really pretty girl in their family named Maryn.

Person 1: Damn did you see the Zenkert Christmas card

Person 2: Yeah, Maryn is looking like a real snack.

by Lol.com.k12.nj February 12, 2019

zender baby

A great sportsman and extremely athletic and fit. He pulls all the boys and is especially good at the zender bender. He is also a great rugby player and is often referred to as a brick wall.

Wow that male is such a Zender baby

by Billzabob12 August 15, 2018

Zekeria

A guy that is nice looki'n and don't give no s**t

Daaaaamn he is a zekeria

by Sav4g3 April 10, 2020