zeedan effect

When you get friend zoned and stay her friend because u don't want to hurt her even if it hurts you

Damn she friend zoned me and I can't do it because of the zeedan effect

by Lil_zeez February 18, 2018

mao zedong's kdr

The kill-death ratio of Mao Zedong, which is 6,000,000 kills to 1 death, beating Hitler's kill to death ratio by a wide margin.

Kevin: bro have you seen Mao Zedong's KDR?
Joe: no i haven't.
Kevin: let me just tell you that he has a positive KDR.

by Sosuke Bosuke May 16, 2022

Zeebo

A big ass street nigga with a rocket launcher. He is known to sell used juuls behind his local McDonalds, this mans can and will eat your whole family.

I heard if you tickle Zeebo's belly a juul falls from the sky.

by Queebis McMuchkin iii May 29, 2018

zedophile

A person who enjoys being in a fur suit

You see that guy Zach over there, he is such a zedophile

by AngryBirdFan January 25, 2023

Zeed

a very homophobic person whose goal is to rip your anal apart

Shit bruv, that man trailed me for 2 hours now. He might wanna zeed me.

by Bangbros554 September 17, 2021

Zeedep-skee

A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk all over him because he feels bad for them, but in the end, the Zeedep-skee is the one to be pitied.

When you want to see your girlfriend, but your car has broken down (random, bad luck problem) and she gets angry with you... and you apologize for your car breaking down...you're a Zeedep-skee.

by Fergrim May 30, 2004

zeedoostra

A unique way to pronounce the word, REDUCER, as in a gear reducer connected to a motor.

Imagine a two-way radio conversation between a maintenance worker and his supervisor:
"Greg, what is your location" ? "I'm near the Battery Shop,
by the zeedoostra" !

by Zooch June 19, 2008