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zebraloaf

A zebraloaf is a big black dick with white girl fingers holding it. The dick resembles a zebra.
Hey girl, I was with Jerome last night and his package made quite the zebraloaf.

Bodie has got a huge zebraloaf.
by Redgengus February 3, 2018
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Zeerak

A Persian name meaning wise. A good friend who's always trustworthy and funny. Always lending a shoulder and is a rare used name
Hey Zeerak. How are you?
by Complicated Mr E December 31, 2013
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Zebracorn

50% Zebra. 50% unicorn. 100% amazing.
The zebracorn swooped down from the pink sparkly clouds and rammed the evil sea urchin with its mystical rod.
by baginaria May 27, 2009
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zebra cum

Any liquid or gel of somehow questionable origin. Phrase is usually delivered in a very excited or very deadpan voice. It comes from a Lewis Black comedy routine:

"You ever read the ingredients in sunblock? I’ve never seen those words anywhere. You don’t even know what you’re putting on your face, do you? You go, “Oh no, the sun’s out!” It could be zebra cum; you don’t know. You may not like that joke, but you don’t know."
Joe: I found this unopened bottle without a label down by the river.
Bob: It could be zebra cum; you don't know!

Alison: How do they make this liquid makeup?
Jane: Zebra cum.
by jaberwocky January 10, 2009
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Zebratic

Zebratic
Means: Sexy huge cock cunt
Person 1: Your a Zebratic Babe
Person 2: Thanks Honey I love you
by DRIP1235049693 July 30, 2020
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crooked zebra

referee who has been bribed to put in the fix
"Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino
by rog lewis September 23, 2005
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Zebra Surprise

When you have a dick in your mouth and Oreos up your ass
Yea Tom gave me a Zebra Surprise last night.
by SudoWudoBudo February 6, 2021
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