zebraloaf

A zebraloaf is a big black dick with white girl fingers holding it. The dick resembles a zebra.

Hey girl, I was with Jerome last night and his package made quite the zebraloaf.

Bodie has got a huge zebraloaf.

by Redgengus February 3, 2018

Zeerak

A Persian name meaning wise. A good friend who's always trustworthy and funny. Always lending a shoulder and is a rare used name

Hey Zeerak. How are you?

by Complicated Mr E December 31, 2013

Zebracorn

50% Zebra. 50% unicorn. 100% amazing.

The zebracorn swooped down from the pink sparkly clouds and rammed the evil sea urchin with its mystical rod.

by baginaria May 27, 2009

zebra cum

Any liquid or gel of somehow questionable origin. Phrase is usually delivered in a very excited or very deadpan voice. It comes from a Lewis Black comedy routine:

"You ever read the ingredients in sunblock? I’ve never seen those words anywhere. You don’t even know what you’re putting on your face, do you? You go, “Oh no, the sun’s out!” It could be zebra cum; you don’t know. You may not like that joke, but you don’t know."

Joe: I found this unopened bottle without a label down by the river.
Bob: It could be zebra cum; you don't know!

Alison: How do they make this liquid makeup?
Jane: Zebra cum.

by jaberwocky January 10, 2009

Zebratic

Zebratic
Means: Sexy huge cock cunt

Person 1: Your a Zebratic Babe
Person 2: Thanks Honey I love you

by DRIP1235049693 July 30, 2020

crooked zebra

referee who has been bribed to put in the fix

"Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino

by rog lewis September 23, 2005

Zebra Surprise

When you have a dick in your mouth and Oreos up your ass

Yea Tom gave me a Zebra Surprise last night.

by SudoWudoBudo February 6, 2021