A term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. It can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.
by hd_sib November 30, 2006
Get the crank a zankmug. by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020
Get the Zankmug. Used to describe something so amazing beyond human nature that only the zankiest of them all can understand
by Zankman4000 July 26, 2025
Get the Zankmug. Zank
noun / verb
(1) A person who hijacks any conversation, moment, or comment section to inject irrelevant, preachy, or emotionally manipulative nonsense — usually out of a desire to be seen, not heard.
(2) The act of forcing unrelated personal trauma or political outrage into something that had nothing to do with it.
noun / verb
(1) A person who hijacks any conversation, moment, or comment section to inject irrelevant, preachy, or emotionally manipulative nonsense — usually out of a desire to be seen, not heard.
(2) The act of forcing unrelated personal trauma or political outrage into something that had nothing to do with it.
“RIP to a Ozzy Osbourne.”
Zank: “But what about Palestine and climate change?”
→ Get outta here, zank.
“Bro zanked the whole memorial post to flex his veganism.”
Zank: “But what about Palestine and climate change?”
→ Get outta here, zank.
“Bro zanked the whole memorial post to flex his veganism.”
by Unprogrammed July 22, 2025
Get the Zankmug. by Zanktastic May 23, 2023
Get the Zankmug. by apartmentinatl February 16, 2025
Get the zankedmug.