macsexual

A metrosexual type male, who was once a PC fanatic, who jumped on the modern day bandwagon and now owns a MacBook and an iPhone, or iPOD. This type also dismisses the popularity of the PC and commonly refers to any Windows based device as junk.

After his manicure and some shopping for 4VOO skin care products, Jeff stopped at the Apple Store and bought a MacBook and an iPhone after speaking with the salesperson for over an hour about how shitty PCs are. What a macsexual!

by cndnheat December 22, 2009

Zayasexual

Being a stan for twitter user zaya_irl

"Hello I am a zayasexual please date me"

by Kyle ballsinmouth November 5, 2020

Zoosexual

A fake term made by zoophiles because they think that bestiality should be normalized.

Zoophile: I am a zoosexual

Literally everyone ever: get away from me animal fucker

by UpsideDownBoi July 12, 2019

Zoosexual

A mentally retarted person who uses the term "zoosexual" to justify raping animals

Person1: Hey dude i'm zoosexual

Person2: Heres a gun, go kill yourself

Person1: YoU fUcKiNg NaZi RaCiSt ZoOpHoBe

Person2: "kills person 1 and makes the world a better place"

by Terry Tells Truths March 21, 2022

Zoosexual

A made up term used by Zoophiles to cover up the fact that they rape animals.

Zoophile: I'm Zoosexual

by Immortal Kombat August 15, 2019

Zoosexual

Random excuse to normalize raping animals in the LGBT community.
Spoilers: it's not gonna happen

person A: I'm zoosexual

everyone with a working brain: Piss off animal rapist

by CrungleChugger97 November 8, 2021

Zoosexual

A word used by animal rapists trying to normalize raping animals. If you want to fuck animals you should be shot like them.

Hey dude, I should kill myself because I am Zoosexual!

by Big Willie III October 20, 2021