zoo 

ridiculous or unbelievable. basically crazy or outstanding

guy 1: yo son u saw that fight last

guy 2: hell yea; my son went in shit was zoo they got it poppin i aint goin front

guy1: word im tyte i missed it but dats jus cus i wus fuckin ur girl

guy 2: fuck you thats y u got herpes now

zoo by bigbonez2.0 April 6, 2009

zoo 

it is a name that kids use for weed

"aye u got any zoo?"

zoo by jamesrussell1116 October 10, 2007

Zoo 

My school

Why do I go to the zoo everyday

Zoo by Beansos June 17, 2022

Zoo 

When something or someone is just off their game in every way.

Synonyms: hot mess, actin a fool

Man you're such a zoo today, pull it together before we get there.

Hayle, you're always the biggest zoo anytime you drink!

Zoo by skram24 August 31, 2014

Zoo 

1. n. a person, place, or event that is out of control, or full of drunken, vomiting, and/or passed out people

1. Person 1: Dude, that Skynard concert was a ZOO!
Person 2: Definitely. Did you see that guy bend over and vomit while walking without breaking stride?
Person 1: Was that the same guy I saw running around with a confederate flag as a cape? He was chugging two more beers just a second ago!
Person 2: THAT guy, was a zoo.

Zoo by stevesheridan999 December 30, 2008

Zoo 

When your in the process or going to be in the process of getting high. When you and your friends are already high you are at the zoo.

"aye bro, are we going to the zoo today?"
"Why did my nigga come to my house and he was already at the zoo?"

Zoo by Drama Dork August 2, 2008

zoo 

A place you keep several nice or classic cars; ie. jaguar, mustang, thunderbird, impala, cobra, viper, spider, stingray

"Wanna see the zoo?
You don't even need a pass
The wildlife in my garage
How can you not see the jag?"
-Chamillionaire

zoo by Larry Hustle December 20, 2008