zero to sixty

Usually when someone goes from being really calm or content, to just going crazy and yelling and screaming in anger because of a little incident or for no reason.

Me: I was hanging out with Brett earlier but then I left.
Friend: Why?
Me: He went from zero to sixty in like two seconds because I beat him in a video game!

by scarsofyesterday May 31, 2009

zerodha gambit

When you sacrifice your ethics in order to win a chess game using a computer engine

Oh I see my opponent used the zerodha gambit to defeat me

by admiral_general June 24, 2021

zero it

When you smoke something in public and you can't let anyone see it so you hold it in your lungs long enough that when you blow out there is no smoke

I hit that pen so hard and my mom walked in my room but it was all good because I can zero it really well

by grove40 February 14, 2018

Zero Twosday

A weekly holiday that celebrates Zero Two, one of the best and most amazing girls in anime.

Uncultured swine: "Hey today is Tuesday isn't it?"
Me, an intellectual: "Incorrect you imbecile, for today is Zero Twosday!"

by MathVideoGamesSoccerOLEINDIA July 30, 2019

F-Zero GX

Absolutely the fastest, most difficult, most ass-kicking, balls-smashing, amazing racing game ever fucking created. The graphics are stunning; some of the best on the Cube, even when you're rushing past them at 1200 km/h. Yeah, that's Mach 1.5 - and it feels like it. This game is badass beyond belief, the absolute best in the series and and a must-own if you have any real gaming sense.

Along with Contra and its numbered sequels, this is one of those games that you must play if you consider yourself a man.

The only reason to complain about F-Zero GX is if you're too much of a pansy to get past the second mission.

by Red the Ghost July 14, 2010

Zero Gigs

Originated Stonewall Jackson Middle School and Lee Davis High School. Used when someone says something that isn't funny or says a corny joke, say zero gigs to show that no one laughed and it wasn't funny.

Guy 1: " Why couldn't the bee hear what people were saying?"
Guy 2: " I don't know"
Guy 1: " Because he had wax in his ears!"
Guy 2:"..... Zero gigs."

by Ramrunner December 16, 2015

Type Zero

A person that does not have Diabetes – Symptoms of Type Zero include vastly stupid questioning of people with Diabetes, inability to distinguish between Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes and making wild assumptions on what people with Diabetes can and can’t do, or eat. Severe Type Zeros will often encounter sudden pain in the jaw area. This is caused by getting punched in the mouth by an offended person with Diabetes.

Typical Type Zero comment "Oh. I know a diabetic. They have the Bad version".

by The Grumpy Pumper December 24, 2012