Let's go to your dad's TV

To put your dick between a woman's boobs. (This definition came from me and my girlfriend doing some thing like this on my dad's couch next to the TV when he was away.)

Luis-Hey, I'm feeling horny right now.

Lola-Hey, I have an idea!

Luis-What?

Lola-Let's go to your dad's TV.

by Robert De la Guerra April 24, 2010

Where’s your dad

Well where your dad is he might be at a store gettin some milk or he’s fuckin dead so yeah.

ex: you’re dad makes you a bowl of cereal but y’all don’t have milk so he sneaks out to go get it “where’s your dad?” Well he’s fuckin gone

by M Hamler June 16, 2021

nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

your dick's in my dad's mouth

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

by millihenry November 8, 2018

Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth

This means mind your own buisness

Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.

by Dom0126Dom March 21, 2017

your dad should have pulled out

Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.

Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.

"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"

"... Your dad should have pulled out."

"LOL!!!1!"

by Ima Linguist October 16, 2018

Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended

by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018