Down yonder

Referring to one's crotch/nether region

After I had my baby, that nurse came and cleaned me up good down yonder.

by yeahmannotman May 20, 2015

youper

youper means to kill yourself by skinning yourself and jumping down your school counselor's chimney. It is best to do this well singing christmas songs.

"We should go Youper Mr. Bleach's chimney ."

by BEANS&SODA October 29, 2018

wander over yonder

A likely acid-induced television show following an orange hairy tablespoon with a Southern accent named Wander, his blue horse-like friend, and their enemy, probably Skeletor's cousin, with his army of eyeballs that have SpongeBob voices.

"I watch Wander Over Yonder because I have a crush on Wander."

by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016

Yonderneering

The act of venturing far and beyond.

You should go yonderneering west, and see where it takes you.

by Yonderneering April 3, 2017

pull a yoder

strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year

"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel

by dsimms August 20, 2012

over yonder

southern lingo for "over there"

Elderly couple in Alabama:

Wife: "Where'd ya put my glasses?"
Husband: "They're over yonder on the dresser"

by apeforeal08 April 23, 2009

yonderwards

Somewhere else. Not here, and not exactly there. Just away. Off in the distance. An ambiguous direction.

Extremely useful as an identifier of destinations the directions to which you're a bit too tired and emotional to recall. Also good when you have no knowledge of said destination.

"So where's the house party?"
"Oh, you know (hic), it's, like ... yonderwards."

"Those two were making out in the corner a second ago, where'd they go?"
"Yonderwards."

by Alex Brant-Zawadzki September 19, 2007