You won’t

Used to date someone into doing something using reverse psychology. If someone says you won’t; you, by law of Jahseh, have to commit the action.

Friend: Hey Joe, shove Yura off the cliff

Joe: Noo, I can’t!

Yura: You won’t

*Joe shoves Yura off of the cliff*

by rushman20 October 28, 2019

You won't!

I phrase used by Jake Paul and Team 10. Only dumb people say this phrase.

Box my dad, you won't!

by Alpha Cue August 14, 2018

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

you won't do it!

a taunt given to someone when you want them to do something that normally wouldn't be done, and usually the reciever of the taunt has to perform the feat in order to keep his dignity.

brian stared at a half full tray of lasagna while his friends cheered on, "YOU WON'T DO IT!" Knowing that he now had to do it or suffer the consequences, he stuffed 8 pieces of lasagna down his throat.

by onlyonetime March 4, 2004

you won't though

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes almost any kind of threat.

"Imma beat your ass in like two."
"You won't though."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007

You Won't Get Stabbed Tonight

Common phrase issued by recently stabbed individual attempting to express his/her acceptance of the utter ridiculousness of the event, as well as the individuals predilection for raging so insanely hard that such events only serve to further legitimize the incredible rageability of said subject. In a sense, individual is expressing his/her belief that the second-person ("you") will not be able party as excessively or with as little regard for human life, to the extent that there is a possibility of receiving a stab wound.

"You don't think I won't just kill busch lights all day? I got stabbed last night. You won't get stabbed tonight."

by Beans55 January 14, 2009

you won't fight me though

Term that can be used when one in opposition threatens to do something other (and lesser) than fight you.

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes what seems to be an empty threat.

Is to be said quickly and with furrowed brow.

See also: you won't though.

"Take the last cupcake and see what happens."
"You won't fight me though."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007