You get beat up for that shit

A weak and bashful excuse given for the refusal to perform any action.

Girlfriend: "Will you go down on me?"

Boyfriend: "HELL NO!! You get beat up for that shit."

by Carlos12343 April 10, 2010

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you're beat

1. One way to say you lose or haha you suck at life.

Boy: Would you like to dance with me?
Girl: Um...i dont think so...
Surrounding friends: OOHHH YOU'RE BEAT!!

by TortureMeElmo March 31, 2005

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To beat someone so bad that they completely lose control of their body; causing their brains to run out of their head, the snot to run out of their nose, the piss to run out of their penis, and the shit to run out of their ass. The beating culminates as the person withers into a pulp and their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of brains, snot, piss, and shit. The beating concludes by certifying the person as a complete personal failure by uploading humiliating photos and videos of them to social media.

I’m gonna come over there and beat you to a pulp!

by IGKYA53 January 25, 2021

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You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.

person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!

by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023

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