You 

Someone who has nothing better to do than surfing the web or read clever definitions at urbandictionary.com

Im so bored. I write a meaning for you on urban dictionary

You by btbl June 9, 2007

You 

A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.

John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house?
Peppa: ...

You by Iwantfrineds September 5, 2019

you 

The person reading this.

Hey you!!! You're reading this!!!

you by Corky Duke September 26, 2005

You 

A beautiful, wonderful, loved person who is usually intelligent and occasionally thoughtful, and who is often misunderstood. "You" has at some point in their life felt unwanted, unloved, and worthless, but as you is slightly oblivious, you doesn't realize that you is none of these things. You typically doesn't like like himself or herself very much, and you has things that you feels like they need to change about themselves, but in reality you is perfect just the way you is. It is the nature of you.

Person #1: "Hey! How are you?"
Person #2: (*thinking*: Well, I feel depressed and lonely and I just want someone to care.) "Fine! How about you?"
Person #1: (*thinking*: Gosh, their life is so perfect. I wish I were them. I wish I was "fine".) "Good."

You by unexpectedsomeones October 22, 2010

You 

You are so awesome and sexy.
if you are feeling down just read this!

You are the BEST

You by NotTrezden July 20, 2020

you 

The cause of all the worlds problems.

You killed Jesus, spread the plague, shot JFK, and made Britney Spears popular. Thanks a lot....dick.

you by Neoman123 April 8, 2006

You 

You are a wonderful person who if is ever told an insult should slap that person.

You are strong.

You by Deadxroses May 29, 2016