The process by which work related frustrations are taken out on a poor, defenseless fooseball table and those nearby.
After such a horrendous call, he decided that the fooseball table needed to be yorked but good. Time to consider buying a new table.......
by Duckman December 30, 2004
Get the Yorked mug.A thrown dessert item, usually a mint-chocolate patty, hits a male in the genital area hard enough to cause the recipient of the throw to double over in pain.
We were watching a movie, and then he just yorked his friend! Right in the patties! It looked really painful...he couldn't stand up straight for five minutes.
by Docholmes31 March 24, 2013
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Verb: to be 'yorked'
To be absolutely mentally bamboozled and destroyed all while being emotionally and spiritually annihilated.
Have you been 'yorked'?
This term represents anyone who has put in a substantial amount of effort into something, or has a certain expectation of a way that things are supposed to go based on instructions or previous experience BUT was completely and utterly let down to an unimaginable degree.
To be absolutely mentally bamboozled and destroyed all while being emotionally and spiritually annihilated.
Have you been 'yorked'?
This term represents anyone who has put in a substantial amount of effort into something, or has a certain expectation of a way that things are supposed to go based on instructions or previous experience BUT was completely and utterly let down to an unimaginable degree.
Friend 1: My course just got removed from the dashboard right before my 40% final. Admin isn't responding to emails.
Friend 2: What are you even paying tuition for?
Friend 1: I honestly don't know. I've just been yorked so hard.
Friend 2: What are you even paying tuition for?
Friend 1: I honestly don't know. I've just been yorked so hard.
by dinosaursarejellyfish February 7, 2021
Get the Yorked mug.It is a situation in which a student attending York University, in Toronto Canada, is failed as a whole or in part whether administratively, systematically, and/or procedurally. Provided little to no support from individuals that operate and/or are part of the York institution and/or it's affiliates such as, but not limited to departments, student unions, organizations, and so on. Being Yorked/York'd ultimately places those affected in extremely stressful, mentally demanding, heart wrenching situations that can result in experiences, not limited to, moments that alter the course of a students' academic pursuits, life, and well-being.
Getting Yorked/York'd is defined as:
Jack spent hours on the phone trying to contact York departments to asking a specific question, but no one seems to be able to answer the phone or the question. Finally Jack commutes anywhere from 1hr-2hrs 30mins to York (depending on where Jack lives in the GTA) to ask the question, and Jack finally got an answer from a receptionists. What a waste of time. All these people, and not one person could help, Jack got York’d.
Jill tried to contact many departments and waited months before hearing back, although Jill made the effort of emailing, calling, and showing up in-person. The academic year is nearly complete, Jill struggled and nearly failed all their classes, Jill got Yorked.
Jill is one semester away from graduation and Jill's Academic Advisor emails them to tell them they're missing a class required to graduate, but Jill had bi-weekly appointments with them for the last 4 years and they never flagged it. Jill is now ineligible to graduate, Jill got Yorked.
Jack's OSAP has not come in due to administrative backlog and Bennett Centre for Student Services tell Jack that unfortunately they will be charging Jack's student account interest on the tuition Jack owes until it comes in, Jack got Yorked.
Jill notifies York University that there is a cockroach and black mold infestation in the student housing units, but being ignored and/or told there is not and being forced to continue living in those conditions, Jill got York'd.
Jack spent hours on the phone trying to contact York departments to asking a specific question, but no one seems to be able to answer the phone or the question. Finally Jack commutes anywhere from 1hr-2hrs 30mins to York (depending on where Jack lives in the GTA) to ask the question, and Jack finally got an answer from a receptionists. What a waste of time. All these people, and not one person could help, Jack got York’d.
Jill tried to contact many departments and waited months before hearing back, although Jill made the effort of emailing, calling, and showing up in-person. The academic year is nearly complete, Jill struggled and nearly failed all their classes, Jill got Yorked.
Jill is one semester away from graduation and Jill's Academic Advisor emails them to tell them they're missing a class required to graduate, but Jill had bi-weekly appointments with them for the last 4 years and they never flagged it. Jill is now ineligible to graduate, Jill got Yorked.
Jack's OSAP has not come in due to administrative backlog and Bennett Centre for Student Services tell Jack that unfortunately they will be charging Jack's student account interest on the tuition Jack owes until it comes in, Jack got Yorked.
Jill notifies York University that there is a cockroach and black mold infestation in the student housing units, but being ignored and/or told there is not and being forced to continue living in those conditions, Jill got York'd.
by RunDontWalk December 4, 2023
Get the Yorked/York'd mug.When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
by utah June 1, 2015
Get the New Yorked mug.When a cab that you hailed pulls to the side about 5 feet in front of where you are standing, and a woman who was standing behind you shuffles in front of you, opens the door, looks at you, shrugs, gets in, and closes the door, you got "New Yorked."
by Wingracer1 May 29, 2014
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Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
by utah June 2, 2015
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