Yoff

Canadian slang for coffee.

Any caffeinated drink can also be called a 'yoff'.

Person A: Hey guys I'm feelin' pretty tired

Person B: How aboot a couple Yoffs for the boys?

Person C: Sounds good!

Person A: just what I need!

by YungCanadianGoose April 3, 2017

yoofs

A different way of saying youths. Young people under say 16.

Damn those yoofs of today

by Mattio July 25, 2006

Fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the Yiffs

on January 2nd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not. Same as most Fuck a furry days

Person 1: It's fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the yiffs-
person 2: Nonononono not that shit again, i still need therapy from last time
person 2: please, i beg you, please please please
Person 1: You have to.

by Engineer (TF2) April 8, 2021

Yoffersudded

Scatterbrained of sorts. Acting silly/goofy but actually not intending to (usually) which makes them look stupid almost.

“What? Why’d you throw the clothes onto the fan?! That’s so yoffersudded.”

“Stop being so yoffersudded! Shoes are for you feet— not your nose!”

by Maverick ㍃ March 2, 2022

Yoffee

Noun: An event or occasion of a social nature where 2 people or more complete a yoga posture class, followed by a coffee and quality conversation

"Fancy doing yoffee this Saturday morning?"

by YogiLoon November 1, 2013

yuffstick

a cigarrette

"I got to quit these yuffsticks."

by minch February 28, 2003

yoff

Your Own Fucking Fault.

When working in the ER and someone comes in with with an injury due to stupidity, it's a YOFF.

by riggins1 September 19, 2009