*you're

Let's discuss.

'Your' signifies ownership or relation, which refers to something owned by someone, a title, or a friend/relation.

'You're' is an abbrevation of 'you are', which is what you'd say when speaking to someone about who or what they are, be it an insult, praise, fact or random statement.

*you're.

Your;

"Your computer rocks!"
"Your mother is a slutwhore!"
"Your criminal status is unacceptable!"

You're;

"You're a moron."
"You're fantastic!"
"You're a normal person."
"You're gay."

I request that you people learn what I have just explained on the grounds that

IT IS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD.

by moobag April 6, 2010

you're

The word that most people don't know exists

John: your stupid
Ben: *you're. Who's stupid now? you fucking idiot
John: *dies*

by loilnibba420 April 9, 2018

you're

A word that I wish people would actually use when they're supposed to.

<C> Your dumb!
<JB> It's "you're". Idiot.

by Jagfire June 20, 2003

You're

What retards think "your" is spelled, but they're too thick to get it through their skulls.

You're mom.

by Green Lex Luthor October 27, 2009

You're

Too oftenly mistaken for "your."

Meaning "you are." Used to describe something about someone, not something someone owns.

Correct example: "You're stupid."
Incorrect example: "Your stupid."

by Saphy January 1, 2007

You're

A contraction of "You are", such as "Don't", is a contraction of "Do not".

Correct usage: You're an idiot!

Incorrect usage: That's you're apple.

by Andrew .C February 25, 2009

you're

a versatile burn, most effective in situations where a comeback is really inappropriate

A: "Look at my new shoes!"
B: "You're a shoe."

by Dellaca March 29, 2007