yardsale

to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them

that two-planker is having a yardsale down there

by Eternity May 28, 2003

yardsale

To leave your possessions messily or haphazardly strewn about, in a manner resembling a yard sale.

Dude, your new housemate is a pig.

Yeah, my living room is a yardsale.

by AnonymousBoschToo September 17, 2012

Yardsaled

The act of crashing so hard, all of your apparel is distributed far away from your person (i.e. hat, gloves, goggles, poles, skis, etc.)

Man, Cliff crashed in the moguls so hard he totally yardsaled. It took him 20 minutes to find all of his stuff!

by LeftiesPal March 16, 2009

yardsale

to be a complete and utter drunk naked pig; forget shit and fuck random chicks that you probably shouldn't fuck. To lose shit or misplace things. To kiss another guy to convince him your gay so you can beat him up. To jerk off with 3 dudes in your room.

Hey dude you were a fuckin yardsale last night I cant believe you took off all your clothes and jerked off in front of everybody.

by pigshit66 August 9, 2010

yardsale

To lose all of your belongings (i.e. wallet or purse) either by dropping everything on the ground or having it stolen.

Amir: "Brian, what happened to your wallet"
Brian: "I'm drunk, I have no idea"
Amir: "Dudebro, you just got yardsaled!"

by Seifnutz January 20, 2009

yardsaled

Ridiculously drunk.

Jake: Where's Chuck?
Dave: In the port-a-shitter puking. He's pretty yardsaled.

by SteveLeave98118 October 4, 2011

yardsale

verb. the act of pushing the cum just delivered by a man out of your vagina after sex while taking a dump at the same time.

my hot slide turned out to be a yardsale

by seditious jason September 3, 2009