yanity

1. It's not just a guarantee. It's a yanity.

2. The greatest history teacher to ever walk the earth
3. Someone who mummifies chickens
4. Someone suspected of being the second coming of Jesus

I yanity you there will be no school tomorrow.
"Who do you have for history?" "Yanity" "Me too!" "Yeah, we're getting A's this semester."

"What is he doing with that chicken?" "He's being a Yanity"
"Fuck, I forgot to do the history homework." "Nah, I yanity that Yanity won't collect it."

by yanity>steppling February 13, 2014

Yankit

(1)a pimp, (2)stud, (3)baller, (4)hero, (5)sex machine, (6)entertainer, and an (7)overall G.

Damn look at that yankit(1,3,7) giving away money!
Yo do those hoes belong to a yankit(1,3)?
This belly is not full of fat, its the fuel tank for the yankit(5)

by cheezits August 20, 2008

yakity yakk

when u hit a really high shot in tennis and say "ghandiiiiiiiiiiii! and shot when it lands.- mostly said by stupid azz niggas who r playing tennis.
This person is scared to admit his sexuality, so he hides it by substituting b for the f
A sex demon. Sometimes she has bat wings on her head or back. But that enhances her sexiness. she is so hot that makes zam tingle as well as mingle o yea i am zam not u!
forkosherea!!! zR watr no uyes
o yea
i am so hot

forkosh! yakittY YAKK!!!!!

luke i am gonna shizzolarte you ! i am zam not u me! get it
FORKOSH ITS AN AMBUSHJ!!!!!

by i am zam April 8, 2003

Yakity Cat

A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus points for bruises and blown out O-rings.

"Last night at the titty club some filthy bitch came over waiving her Yakity Cat at me. I managed to plug my nose and run before I hurled in her hole."
"Andrew wasn't so lucky."
"Neither was she."

by hungbuffalo October 15, 2008

yankita

Perfection. A person with god’s blessing

She has god’s grace on her : She is Yankita

by Mxnp November 24, 2021