Team that buys every player in major league baseball, and then wonders why they can't win a World Series every year.
Even though the Yankees payroll was 180 million, compared to 100 million of the Red Sox, they barely made it past Boston in 11 innings of Game 7 with some timely BLOOP b.s. hits.
by Brian October 20, 2003
Get the Yankeesmug. by Jeter November 11, 2004
Get the Yankeesmug. a person who lives north of the mason dixon line, basically any state that fought on the union's side in the civil war (the northerners)
by kitsy May 9, 2005
Get the Yankeesmug. Baseball team from NY. They have "won" 26 rings, but they still suck. They didn't win them. They bought them. Brian Cashman and the organization do their best to buy every slugger/steroid-user on the market. But even with all those sluggers, they lack team chemistry. And a decent pitching staff.
As for the fans, they are the worst types of fans in any sport (Cowboys fans close at 2nd). They're the team bandwagoners love to cheer for (especially because NY has so much money). They are very egotistical, stupid, and classless. The only things they can say are:
"GO YANKEES"
"Red Sox suck"
"JETER IS THE BEST LOLOL"
"1918"
"26 rings"
But they fail to realize that their past accomplishments don't mean shit now. They haven't won a ring since 2000, while the Sox have won 2 since then.
Yankee fans can keep on gloating about their 26 rings for now. But soon, their "loyal fans" will probably ditch them once their team continues to spend more and do worse.
As for the fans, they are the worst types of fans in any sport (Cowboys fans close at 2nd). They're the team bandwagoners love to cheer for (especially because NY has so much money). They are very egotistical, stupid, and classless. The only things they can say are:
"GO YANKEES"
"Red Sox suck"
"JETER IS THE BEST LOLOL"
"1918"
"26 rings"
But they fail to realize that their past accomplishments don't mean shit now. They haven't won a ring since 2000, while the Sox have won 2 since then.
Yankee fans can keep on gloating about their 26 rings for now. But soon, their "loyal fans" will probably ditch them once their team continues to spend more and do worse.
by evand1991 October 22, 2008
Get the Yankeesmug. A group of people that I can honestly say I am, in fact, not jealous of. They seem to be perfectly willing to display their desperation for material possessions and total lack of self-confidence in that they need to fabricate it by way of owning big things to attract your attention away from their small package, which was most likely caused by the steroids many of them use.
And yeah, I'm a Sox fan. Problem is, you can't really refute what I say by saying I'm biased, because I admit the Sox are barely better-almost all athletes are shallow, materialistic assholes. But you notice the Sox are the ones actually taking some care of their fans and not charging $1250 a seat.
Pull your heads out, Yankees; in the end it doesn't matter if you're good or not. You're not curing cancer, you're just playing a sport.
And yeah, I'm a Sox fan. Problem is, you can't really refute what I say by saying I'm biased, because I admit the Sox are barely better-almost all athletes are shallow, materialistic assholes. But you notice the Sox are the ones actually taking some care of their fans and not charging $1250 a seat.
Pull your heads out, Yankees; in the end it doesn't matter if you're good or not. You're not curing cancer, you're just playing a sport.
The Yankees may have won more championships, but they're also brilliant choke artists. Man it's fun watching people hop on and off the bandwagon on a game-to-game basis based on if ARod can very gayly knock a ball out of a baseman's hand and expect it to work or not.
by DoesItReallyMatterSeriously January 12, 2010
Get the Yankeesmug. The greatest franchise in sports history. Fans of this team respect the game of baseball and find no need to speak about the sexual prefferences of members of opposing teams. Fans of this team know what it is to win and thus know how to react to winning, unlike stupid non sports fans who claim they love the red sox.
by George S. May 1, 2006
Get the Yankeesmug. a stupid MLB team that buys its world series and has players that if they get hit by the ball they cry and piss their pants to the ref.
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Dude #1: Hey dude did u see that Yankees player cry to the ref it was friggin hilarious?
Dude #2: Of course thats what the team always does.
v.
Dude #1: Hey that coach yankeed his team to victory
Dude #2: i know thats the only reason they won.
Dude #1: Hey dude did u see that Yankees player cry to the ref it was friggin hilarious?
Dude #2: Of course thats what the team always does.
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Dude #1: Hey that coach yankeed his team to victory
Dude #2: i know thats the only reason they won.
by lt.noah February 4, 2010
Get the Yankeesmug.