Yankees

The greatest professional sporting team in the history of the known world. Winner of 26 World Series championship and 39 American league pennants. Members include such legends as babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gherig, Joe DiMaggio, Roger Maris, Yogi Bera, Whitey Ford, Reggie Jackson, Don Mattingly, and Wade Boggs. Yankee Stadium, also known as “The House That Ruth Built" is situated in the Bronx in the greatest city in the world: New York. The Yankees' chief rival is the Boston Red Sox, whom after winning one championship in 86 years, have suddenly come under the delusion that they are a greater team than the Yankees. 1 in 86 is pathetic and no cause for boasting in such a sad city as Beantown.In short, G-d created the New York Yankees on the Sixth day at twilight.

NYY Fan: What's the greatest baseball team in the world?
Random Person: The <Insert Random Team Here>!
NYY Fan: Wrong, Fucktard! It's the New York Yankees.

by J?K September 21, 2005

yankees

The most historic and awesome team in American history. The New York Yankees are far more than just a baseball team. They are an institution. Legends such as Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gehrig, Joe Dimaggio, and Reggie Jackson were all Yankees. They have won the world Series 26 times.

Also known as the Bronx Bombers.

The New York Yankees are the ultimate sports franchise.

by woots August 16, 2006

Yankees

Team that buys every player in major league baseball, and then wonders why they can't win a World Series every year.

Even though the Yankees payroll was 180 million, compared to 100 million of the Red Sox, they barely made it past Boston in 11 innings of Game 7 with some timely BLOOP b.s. hits.

by Brian October 20, 2003

Yankees

The team to complete the biggest choke in the history of sports.

The Yankees just lost 4 straight to the Red Sox

Obviously, they suck.

by Jeter November 11, 2004

yankees

The absolutley most fucked up piece of ball suckers ever in the world of sports. Their fans can go suck Derek Jeter's cock, as George steinbrenner buys all of his players for 200 million dollars. Sheffield, Giambi, rodriguez, and all those other assholes obviously use steroids. The yankees suck balls!

the yankees Derek Jeter is cheating on alex rodriguez with Jason Giambi.

by ubd October 10, 2005

Yankees

a person who lives north of the mason dixon line, basically any state that fought on the union's side in the civil war (the northerners)

My mom doesn't want me to go to school up north because i'll meet a yankee and marry him.

by kitsy May 9, 2005

yankees

One of the most hated teams in baseball for one reason: they're good. Yankee haters all come up with one reason for why they are good because they are too stupid to figure something else out. That reason is Money. Well isn't boston a big city? hmm don't they have the SECOND highest payroll in the league? And People are mad because the yankees actually have a lot of fans. Hey Boston, go win some World series and You might get some more fan base, until then go think of another curse for why you won't be winning any more world series for a while.

Red Sox Fan: YANKEES SUCK!!!
Yankees Fan: Well at least we don't blame our losing on a guy whos been dead for over 50 years. What will it be next time? The curse of the no talent baseball team?

by asdf2222 September 14, 2005