Involuntary "You Too"

When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.

Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"

Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

by Jace555 May 8, 2009

fuck you too

a natural response to someone who is screwing you over and pretending they're not. This lets them know that you're onto their BS and you're not playing.

When the teacher said "School isn't a democracy. You don't have any rights." the student replied "Fuck you too!"

by fractalzen September 24, 2019

Y-you too

that thing you always say at the wrong time!

1. Waitress: "Enjoy your drink!"
You: "Y-you too"
2. Your Friend That Loves Foot Ball: "That game was grate last night!"

You: Y-you too

by 6669satinist#notreallyButkinda November 1, 2016

fuck you too

A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.

....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

Yeah, fuck you too!

Expression commonly used immediately after a gigantic monster growls before attempting to kill you.

The phrase should only be used if you are in possesion of a large weapon of suffcient power to exterminate the creature in question.

(Thing roars and screams)

MacReady: Yeah, fuck you too!

(Dyanmite explodes, killing the creature)

by Charles Saucedoom. February 5, 2008

i love you too

what you say as a comeback when someone either someone says something mean to you or they say "i hate you"

Jenny: you're ugly, stupid, and mean!
Caroline: I love you too! <3

by Adagio For Clarinet WAGNER November 25, 2010

You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011