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xylaphone

One of the 26 most important things learnt at ages 0-3, and unless you work in a call center you wont think of it more than 15 times in the year, let alone say it
a is for apple
c is for cat
x is for... erm... xylaphone
by RdotJ September 26, 2009
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Xylar

Don't mess with Xylar
by speaking the truth May 24, 2017
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xylan

a strong guy who has an amazing heart and who never gives up when he is at his worst he still finds time to make other people smile. he tries to help other no matter what the consequence, he always smiles even when hes broken but he always has hope. he always shines his light in the darkest of times.
thank you xylan for always being here for me
by zoeyn December 9, 2020
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xylanthrax

(zye-la-thracks)

It’s charcoal
Candace: I’ve got them steaks, you bring the xylanthrax.
Farmel: Anthrax?
Candace: No man, the charcoal, it’s xylanthrax.
Farmel: George Bloody Wilson say’s “you can’t say cunt in Canada.”
Candace: Adam Sandler says “he’s got know idea what’s going on with chicken pot pie in lunch lady land.” Where did the hobbit boy go with the grill?
Farmel: He’s in the shed with Erik
Candace: Darn it, there goes dinner those two fluffers take way to long playing leap frog on each others dongs.
Farmel: I think need the anthrax instead.
Candace: It’s not my fault your guy and your bro are gayer than Daniel Tosh with Jimmy Falons ping pong balls screaming god hates queers while they play master of the realms with each others taint tickles. Mr. Garison would play too. Ding, dong it’s easy em k. Christmas is hear. You bro is queer.

Farmel: Dumb ditch you love the queer.

Candace: You love a hobbit that licks the peanut butter off the dog.

Farmel: Even?
Candace: Yeah, were even. I support Jew Theater anyway.
by HlpM3hlpMeL April 6, 2010
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xylazine

Xylazine is a mean, nasty street drug that has found credibility by way of veterinary medicine. Drug dealers are now using the animal tranquilizer, ketamine, to deliberately cause dependency among addicts. It is given the name xylazine on the street. It is also known as "tranq" or "fetty." Fetty because cartels are making it almost instantly addictive by cutting it with cheaply obtained fentanyl. It is so incredibly dangerous on the street because the narcotic antidote "narcan", is rendered useless to those who overdose. Thereby making it deadly.
"Hang that mofo dealer for pushing xylazine to users here in the neighborhood!"
by Tinysmom September 7, 2023
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xylaphonic

Being very musical in the sense of knowing good music, and being able to name songs by simply hearing the instruments being played.
"Last night during music trivia Eugune was simply xylaphonic."
by kumho October 21, 2009
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xylah

The most weird and creative girl you will ever meet. She is strong and you do NOT want to get on her bad side
Hannah: My sister Lilly is SUCH a xylah!
Random guy: I know right?!?!
by Pusheen girl April 2, 2017
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