The act of ejaculating onto a friends valued possession, sticking it to another valued possession then leaving it outside in sub freezing temperatures.
Tim: are you fuckin serious man... why is my guitar stuck to my truck with frozen jizz
Sam: haha gave it the good ol Wyoming super glue..... bitch
Sam: haha gave it the good ol Wyoming super glue..... bitch
by Prince general Harry Potter January 22, 2017
Get the Wyoming super glue mug.A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.
“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
Get the Wyoming Sampson mug.by Dirk-in-a-box December 17, 2017
Get the Ole wyoming salute mug.A small high school in Cincinnati, Ohio where everyone knows everyone else's shit. Most people come from very wealthy, mother fuckin, money makin families, and if you don't, then you probably aren't very cool. Of course, they are a few exceptions, but we don't need to discuss these special cases. Most people will be found dressed in sperry topsiders, ralph lauren, lacoste, etc. Cliques are everywhere and if you aren't in one, then who are you anyways? Everyone smokes and drinks and generally just likes to party all the time. It's kind of ridiculous and what they're known for. They have they're own slang, for example "got weak", "swoll", "skep", "geeked up" and many more. Also, people tend to be very jealous of Wyoming's athletic capabilities. Because they are just good at everything. And oh yeah, they were recently ranked 50th in the nation. So basically they're a bunch of smart asses.
"That was one skep Wyoming High School party last night. I got so weak when that one really swoll kid wearing the pink Ralphy got so geeked up at that scandalous video."
"Yeah I know man. That's the Wyo for ya."
"Yeah I know man. That's the Wyo for ya."
by whatupwhatup0202 July 26, 2009
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A school with kids that think they’re funny, but they aren’t.
A school with kids that think they’re funny, but they aren’t.
by NaiitheGai January 18, 2019
Get the Wyoming Public School mug.Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014
Get the Wyoming Toaster Strudel mug.A school where the principal is a dictator, and if you have your phone in your pocket you get a detention. All the teachers want you to do is to get good grades so we get #1 in the state. We only do standardized tests to make them look better. Lots of snitches.
by A. Hater September 14, 2017
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