Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s

A response to someone giving a long-winded, serious rant that is typically unasked for. Likely to have originated either from The Office, or is a variation on “Sir, this is an Arby’s”.

Anna: “-and honestly I think that’s why my relationship with my father is so strained, he was there but never really present. Sometimes I wish things were different, but’s there’s no changing the past, you know?”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”

by GreyVlk September 4, 2020

Windy City Salad

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.

Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.

by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009

Sir, this is a Wendy's

When someone goes off about something unrelated or starts ranting and you just couldn't care less.

Person A: "I'm a beautiful friend, so friend don't hate me. Maybe if you get rid of that old Yeah butt haircut, you'll get some complaints on the yo-yo dick. Oh, and even better, Tanisha will call your dog's ass if she stops having sex with the brain surgeon or lawyer she's having sex with. friend"

Person B: " Sir, this is a Wendy's. "

by BigMadBaby February 8, 2021

Wendy’s forehead

A rare and ever so gorgeous site that only appears every 100000 years. Glorious and belongs to Wendy of Red Velvet. Crackhead term.

Person: where’s Wendy’s forehead?

Person 2: haven’t seen it in a long time...

by rviswjy September 5, 2018

wendy's onion rings

Something that should exist, but doesn't.

"Man I love Wendy's onion rings."
"They have onion rings?"

by that_dude31 January 17, 2017

Wendy

Is the most beautiful girl you u can ever see. She’s like an angle from heaven. She’s has these beautiful brown eyes with this golden brown hair when it touches the sun. She will lighten up the mood when she senses sadness. She will make people happy than but not herself. She is a bad bitch when u test her limits. Also she loves her family and friends very much and would definitely take a built for them. You’ll be a very lucky person and blessed to have wendy in your life.

Wow I’m so blessed to have wendy in my life

by It’syogirlesme September 30, 2019

Junny Wunny

Individual with immeasurable amounts of biggus dickus energy

That man over there radiates Junny Wunny.

by MrButtercup April 12, 2021