Wump

Verb. Noun.
The act of falling forward awkwardly with arms stretched forward, and landing with an "oomph!" sound, kind of a thud combined with a swoosh. Afterwards you just lay there.

One day, I tripped over a box, and wumped on my bed....
I wumped on my best friend

by pinacolorado May 25, 2014

Wump

To throw something at someone with immense amounts of force with no reason other than to be an ass hole.

Wump: "Dude!! Ben totally just wumped me in the face with a dead kitten!!"

by Bigdaddy James January 25, 2009

wump

wimp plus wuss equal wump

Jeff is a wump that goes to bed at 7:30pm

by A March 29, 2004

wump

A delicacy desert crafted with sausage buns,cool whip and topped with caramel sauce :p

deepak: hailey can you make me a wump?..

hailey: can youu go make it instead and make me one too..? :D

deepak: .... you know what, yeah.

by neptune<3 June 23, 2022

Wump

1) Band kid humor describing failure of one to hit a particular note, ergo, a failure
2) A fail of epic proportions, described by a very loud pedal tone, saying "This is my wump..." and a tuba player with a monotone voice saying "Wump"
3) A play on Wumbo
4) A descriptive word for a very good time, day, or experience
5) The act of one putting their lips over the mouthpiece of a brass instrument, preferably sousaphone, tuba, contra, or baritone, and yelling as loud as humanly possible
6) If all else fails, the most accurate and precise definition of Wump is 42
7) God

1) *Band kid trips on tuba*
Wump
2) "How was your day?"
"It was very wump thank you"

by Mr. Leo October 16, 2014

WUMPS

Large tasteless boots / trainers. Primarily worn by urban warriors. They are often all black with white soles, or garishly coulored.

"Man did you see Jimmy Kigs wumps? They were rank"

by Carlton Treasure January 27, 2008

Wump

Everything you don't want it to be.

We went wumping yesterday.

by Steem Peem April 14, 2010