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Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.
Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!
by icemann79 July 3, 2011
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Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks

This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.
Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
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Portuguese Monkey Wrench

When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and before the man ejaculates, she twists his member clockwise in a wrenching motion while he attempts to ejaculate.
I was hoping for a good time with that prostitute, but she ended up giving me a Portuguese monkey wrench.
by KongoJojo December 14, 2010
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Monkey Wrench

My favorite Foo Fighters song of all time. Great lyrics, great guita, vocals ,and drums all done by the renaissance man Dave Grohl.
What do you do when all your enemies are friends!
by alex k April 16, 2004
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Monkey Wrench

awsome song by the foo fighters from the colour and shape
by futuramafan February 9, 2008
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Monkey Wrench Pussy

A Woman With A Tight Pussy That Can Contract her kagle Muscles On Command While Having Sex, And Not During Orgasms Which Is Continuous!!!!
1. Girl,!!!! I'm In Love Wit Dat Monkey Wrench Pussy Between Ya Legs

2. That Girl Got A Monkey Wrench Pussy On Her!!!!
by YungSavage8732 November 20, 2010
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Monkey Wrench

When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.
Monkey Wrench - When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.
by Mac777daddy August 29, 2011
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