wangliness

n. 1. The size, shape, or quality of one's penis.
2. In conjunction with "your," a term of respect.

Your wangliness is impressive, your wangliness.

by Wangle May 27, 2005

Spaff Wrangling

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.

I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

Thigh Wrangling

When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.

If a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been 'Thigh Wrangling'.

by PinkGuru December 31, 2008

squirrel wrangling

The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.

Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.

To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.

I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.

by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011

Nerd Wrangling

Verb. The act of getting computer programmers to do their job, particularly when a new video/computer game has recently come out.

I thought we were going to have to delay the project when Call of Duty came out, but I did some Nerd Wrangling, and got everybody back to work.

by Dickjutsu August 13, 2012

Bear Wrangling

Having wild and crazy sex with a larger woman\man 250 pounds or heavier.

Chad likes bear wrangling after a night out at the bar.

by Dude3210 October 10, 2014

Ho Wrangling

The main objective on a guys night out. To wrangle is to round up. A Ho is a loose woman.

A ho wrangler is a guy with massive easy girl pulling potential, who rarely ever spends a night alone, or with the same person more than twice.

A night of ho wrangling consists of bankrupting yourselves by buying numerous shots for women who are waiting at the bar, hoping that one might want to shag you. You will also dance in a grinding motion behind several women, in an attempt to wrangle them.

Vic's stag night is going to be a full on ho wrangling experience.

by MagickDio August 20, 2010