Wozzle

A creature of ambiguous sexual preference who has a speech impediment.

A Wozzle exposed himself on stage while screaming something unintelligible and we knew the evening was off to a good start.

by Skid May 2, 2003

wozzle

A mythical creature rather like a drop bear but benign and very friendly and protective of you when lost in Australian woodlands and forests.

When going bushwalking ensure you carry plenty of raisins and currants to attract a wozzle when lost to look after you.

by Seriously Lost October 24, 2007

Wozzle

A wannabe bogan, usually Essondon FC supporter who will constantly name drop former Bombers coaches or players at least once into every conversation.
Even though they have no license due to DUI, often seen driving mother's/sister's busted-arse and unregistered commodore to local bottle-o, or around the macca's carpark.

Will be wearing thongs with jeans and a hand-me-down knock-off footy jumper or sauce stained wife-beater singlet.

When not facing court for DV offences, they'll be at the bulk-bill clinic for prescription pills and DR's certificate for phony worker's comp.
Can be identified by profile name evoking their dream car engine, ie. LS1 or favorite alcoholic beverages, ie, Woodstock or Bundy.

Ah, there's that Wozzle, LS1, trying to get tick at cellarbrations because the Pies smashed the Essondon bummers again!

by badbullnose December 21, 2022

Wozzle

An australian person who dresses like a middle eastern and drives a vl commodore non turbo

Look theres a wozzle driving that non turbo vl

by Trio-of-germanic-tribes November 22, 2019

Wozzle

a great dancer with mad skills in dance

Amy is amazing, she can dance like a wozzle

by Amy the Amazing July 21, 2008

wozzle

A bad crackhead that mainly resides in raymond terrace who is feening hard

Oi ya wozzle have u even slept this week

by wozzled pork chop October 21, 2015

wozzled

Incredibly drunk

I was absolutely wozzled last night.

by lashellum September 17, 2010