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Walking wotsit

(adj.) Used to describe someone who has over-done the fake tan, so they look like a walking Wotsit. Guidette's like Snookie from the Jersey Shore do this deliberatly, but more often than not it is accidental.
Karrie - Omg, is that Shannon Kershaw? What has she DONE?!?! I told her not to use those sunbeds!

Josh - Lol, tell me about it! She looks like a walking wotsit.
by DramionePerfected June 16, 2010
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Choco Wotsits

Choco wotsits are a Northern (english) delicacy, Founded and Loved in Rochdale and the Manchester area.

even small doses are suggested to increase Labido AND penis size, there is absolutley no evidence to suggest that but it could be scientific FACT.
Choco wotsits consist of a delicate blend of Melted down chocolate and 'wotsits' cheesy corn snacks.
Other flavours/brands of wotsits have been tried to great controversy as the 'choco purists' of the region are known to get violent/sexually agressive at the discovery of such blends.
LOU B:

'ive made sum choco wotsits.'

Kenny B:

'Sick-un.'

Synonyms, street names ect:

'choco bean'
'keen bean'
'Brownflower arse'
'wotshits'
by beverageofkenny January 12, 2010
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Wotsit Willy

Someone that has a dick like a wotsit. (crisp)
"I hear T.C has a Wotsit willy"
by *CharmZ* March 15, 2009
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weenie wotsit!!

A term used to describe a person with an unusually small penis!!
"God that guy is such a weenie wotsit!!"
by Him H, Ya mum and Ber September 11, 2005
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Cheesy Wotsit

"Did you sleep with him?"
"No way, he had a right cheesy wotsit"
by Breeeeee July 23, 2008
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bloody yellow fuck wotsits

These items are usually refered to as post-it notes. However when a certain person becomes angered at a report someone has written it may be time to break out the "bloody yellow fuck wotsits."
"I can't believe he said that. Hand me those bloody yellow fuck wotsits!"
by Mark Emsley June 22, 2006
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cheesy wotsit bum smell flavours

The smell that eminates from ones crack after a hard days sitting down doing fuck all.
You can tell our Scott has had a busy day sat on his fucking arse doing fuck all as usual. He's got some right cheesy wotsit bum smell flavours on him the dirty lazy bastard.
by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006
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