wooter

little kid's word for penis

douggy threw a wild pitch that hit sammy in the wooter

by danielwebsterjr April 16, 2010

Wooter

A single cig from a pack of Newports

John: "aye man let me get one of them WOOTERS"
mike: " damn, i only got 2, can you smoke half of one?"

by NugZ GalorE January 20, 2010

wooter

A person who says woot constantly.

"woot woot woot."
"stop spaming you fuckin wooter."

by thewootenator November 14, 2009

Wooter

A group of people who wear orange shirts and make offensive "hooting" noises while they run in public areas.

Wooters generally make "hooting" noises whilst gesturing in a similar way to the The Circle Game near their face while running at each other.

"Oh look, a group of Wooters..."
"You're joking? Fuck me they're annoying. They're a blight on society with those stupid noises they make - it makes me want to be anywhere but here. I want to go running but they make me want to slit my wrists! If only they were aware that they ruin Parkrun for the majority. Bloody bible bashers"

by Ima B July 8, 2018

wooter

a noun, living the best life ever

this dude Vince is wootering it up right now.

by wooter69 November 17, 2020

Wooter

Generally a name given to a being/structure with red and black colours split equally on its surface.

"Have you seen the size of that wooter?"
"Yeah, there are loads of wooters around here"

by JustDDOM August 2, 2023

wooter cooter

An overly enthusiastic gay woman with a shaved vagina

you seem like a wooter cooter

by hiitbemeyooo May 14, 2018