whoomper

To pass gas, to far, t to rip one

Jimmy said, "Excuse me!" as he let out a big whoomper.
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.

As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"

by Uncle Jimmy jam May 9, 2018

whomper

A throbbing erection.

After taking 6 viagra and injecting cocaine directly into my penis, I had a whomper for 9 hours.

by MilitantLezbian July 1, 2009

wooper

a very derpy and the best Pokemon ever in existence (jk) .Also for some reason it can learn earth quake and its a baby Pokemon

p.s wooper likes to watch its best friend drown......

by babypigpig122 August 18, 2019

whompercunt

An absolutely idiotic and ridiculous person, one step up on the insult list from cockwomble

If you think that's worth a fiver, you must be some sort of whompercunt. Now, fuck off.

by Gimbler March 25, 2009

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

wizzle whomper

Someone who is lame
Has no life
Someone who you wouldnt want to be seen in public with.

wizzle whomper is a low life

by cheetahmama May 14, 2009

Jolly Wompers

A slang word that Bri'ish people use to describe potato chips.

George: Oi bruv im gonna get some Jolly wompers from the store ye?

John: right bruv you want spotted dick for dinner?

George: ye bruv sounds good

by Flådig Man February 18, 2021