The kind of guy who dumps his girlfriend of 7 years (on and off) because he wants to bang a lesbian.
Synonym: Stinky
Synonym: Stinky
Boner: You heard about Roland?
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft
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The girl you meet while camping with some family friends. She takes your breath away when you meet and you find yourself extremely touched by her presence. She lights up your life with her looks and her personality. She is very caring and very easy to love. She comes from an amazing family and once you meet her you'll never want to let her go. When she has to leave camp early you'll feel as if the all the fun things from the week have been taken away. You will fall in love with everything about her and until the next time you see her you will be thinking only about your time together.
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Get the Wolstenholme mug.A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.
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