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Wookie Dookie

A large piece of shit, compiled after a long crap approximating thirteen to fourteen hours. Hugely painful for the first five hours.
Holy moly dude, last night I dropped a magnanimous wookie dookie…”
by Lord of HELP ME HELP ME HELP November 14, 2023
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Pookie wookie dookie

A pookie bookie dookie is when a girl finds out you're dating the same person and then invites you to be her girlfriend and you slurp each other's pussy for a hour before breaking up and go back to you're lives
Oh yeah, she was my pookie wookie dookie but we just didn't work out
by Draculaura123 January 20, 2024
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Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.
by Oscape September 21, 2021
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Drain Wookie

A large hairball that clogs the drain in your tub. When removing it is best to wear proper PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) ei - Gloves and Nose Plug.
Colin : Why is the water in my tub not going down the drain.

Tom : Sorry, I took a shower at your house and must have caused a DRAIN WOOKIE!
by M Mac June 12, 2011
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Drowning the Wookie in Eggnog

1) Masturbation

2) Bukake featuring a hirsute receiver.
"Jeez, when I woke up this morning, I never thought I'd round out the night drowning the wookie in eggnog!" said Legolas handing Gimli a new roll of Kleenex.
by satan'sballs December 22, 2010
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dead wookie

A large and foul smelling turd of mythical proportions.
I just did a dead wookie an I'm too scared to go back into the bogs to flush it!
by Container September 25, 2003
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Family Guy uses this as a funny statement to make it seem like Peters great great grandfather was Java the Hut.

It means to picnch the nipple with great force.
I want to 'raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy' you.
by Ryanea September 21, 2008
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