woofie

A pet name for the most desirable man on the planet.

I love you woofie c:

by banananananpeeel December 29, 2017

woofy

a multi-purpose word for the use of such things as;
1. making your friend laugh
2. knowing when to leave somewhere
3. filling a silence
4. a verb

1. person a: what shall we do today?

person b: WOOFY

2. *after walking into a shop and knowing that you mutually want to leave but not wanting to seem rude*
person a: woofy?

3..... woofy.

4. person a: well i had a woofing good time.

by charlie kaufman July 4, 2009

Woofied

Drugging your dog with sedatives so it can travel on an airplane.

The Delta ticket agent was skeptical fluffy could fly. So, we went full Bill Cosby and woofied her to sleep.

by hew-more-us December 31, 2022

woofys

acronym for Well Off Older Folks

Fred's parents made great financial decisions early in life, causing them to become woofy's. They are currently spending Fred's inheritance, causing Fred to have ballistic coniptions.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

woofy

A vagina or pussy that is hairy; unshaved.

Tom: "Dude did you beat that?"

Bob: "No she had a woofy."

by Brent Furgeson July 25, 2007

woofie

A floating poo/crap/faece, found in a body of water ie. pool, surf.

This term was brought into existence by surfers who couldn't be bothered paddling back into shore to go to the toilet.

Damn, that last wave scared the woofies out of me!

Yeah, whatever you dirty woofie!

by AfroDitee January 7, 2004

woofy

Asserting oneself as dominant, superior, or otherwise better than the other.

Yo cracka - you gettin' WOOFY wit me?!

by Phil McCracken January 24, 2005