Woody and Buzz

the resulting situation, when you are drinking Natty Light and you get a boner

I got a boner while drinkin natty. Called it Woody and Buzz.. Bro version of toy story.

by cordygo2hell3 October 12, 2010

Woody got Wood

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him

Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe

by Mr canal April 12, 2019

Woody Allen

(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.

one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.

two: yo! dats half gay.

by Ken1plus2 April 9, 2017

Woofy Cooker

"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.

1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".

by Forbaroo October 11, 2006

Woody

A talented Rocket League player with a tilting, demolition-heavy playstyle. Woody will attempt demolitions in scenarios that seem counterintuitive to the current positioning META but often creates opportunities for his teammates to score. Woody has over 90,000 total demolitions in his Rocket League career. He often gets called “absolute dogshit,” “a fucking giga-rat,” “talentless cuck,” and more because for some reason the average rocket league player can’t handle being taken out of the game for three seconds. Woody has probably received more death threats and has been told to kill himself more times than perhaps any other Rocket League player.

Woody: *demos opponent*

Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Woody you absolute piece of shit. I hope your mom gets cancer and everyone you love dies in a house fire. I hope your dog gets hit by a bus.”

Woody: *spawn demos snowflake opponent thrice consecutively*

Snowflake opponent: “Go fuck yourself” *Leaves the match*

by white_brownie July 31, 2021

Pulling a Woody

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.

Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.

by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016

Woody Kush

Woody Kush is a strain of Cannabis that is a combination of Master Kush, Hindu Kush and OG Kush. It originates from Humboldt County California and in it's outdoor grown version is a true testament to how great Kushes are in a class of their own.

I've had chronic back pain for decades and after just a few tokes of that Woody Kush i'm back to the races!!

by VaporKing December 11, 2011