come out the woodwork

to say or do something out of nowhere

Man, this nigga just came out the woodwork talkin shit!

by babygirl05 September 7, 2005

FaceBook Woodwork

The act of posting something to facebook after many months or years of not posting, thus surprising people that you have an account .

Jamien: Let's lock up the championship this weekend!
George: Hell yea!
Kevin: I had no idea George even had an account. Guy came out of the facebook woodwork!

by MrMojoRisin17 August 15, 2016

out of the woodwork

to appear after being hidden or not active for a long time, especially in order to do something unpleasant

After you've been in a relationship for a long while, all sorts of little secrets start to come out of the woodwork.

Racists and extreme nationalists are crawling out of the woodwork to protest at the sudden increase in the number of immigrants.

by LovelyDaisy March 20, 2012

pooping out the woodwork

When crazy shit like Salad Fingers is all of the sudden all up in your grill.

Yo Smudge! Grab your nine - these bandicoots are pooping out the woodwork!

by savonnn February 5, 2009

Pooping out the woodwork

When a string of unexpected and potentially annoying or crappy events occur, or when annoying or crappy people/animals/objects begin to appear in rapid succession without prior notice.

William Shatner's musical career has been pooping out the woodwork recently.

by JAMZ! February 6, 2009

hit the Woodwork

Woodwork is originally a word used to refer to the goal frame (aka cross and bar). To hit the woodwork is to hit the post or almost score this the phrase is famously used by Mulungushi University Med-students to refer to a girls rejection to a man's proposal.

Mans 1: "I shot my shot and hit the woodwork bro, peng-ting performed.😔"
Mans 2: "I thought you two was vibing on som'n real?"
Mans 1: "I thought the same bro but..."
Mans 2: "shit happens.."

by çyánide00 February 19, 2022

Woodworking

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration

Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.

by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020