Woodcock 

1.One that criticizes in a unconstructive manner
2.An asshole; a dick; prick

Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".

Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"

Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"

Woodcock by Brewno September 30, 2007

woodcock johnson

a.)a sexual position where the man inserts a wooden spoon into the vaginal cavity and thrusts his fist into the anal passage.
b.)an I.Q test

a.) "Dude, I WOODCOCK JOHNSONED that hoe last night. Kitchen appliances have never worked in such ways!"
b.) "Okay now, I am going to give you the Woodcock Johnson. I will be video taping it for further studies."

woodcock johnson by Bobbith Rizzle October 29, 2007

Woodcocked 

A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.

I was just woodcocked and cooped at the same time.

Woodcocked by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

Andrew Woodcock 

A dude that looks like a walking tree.

Person 1: "Hey dude it that tree walking or am i just tripping"
Person 2: "Naw man that's just Andrew Woodcock"

Andrew Woodcock by Nutritious starts with NUT February 17, 2017

Woodcock 

A mixed breed of peacocks and woodpeckers.

The woodcock was pretty!

Woodcock by B<R3<Y3C<E3 October 18, 2011

Mrs woodcock 

A complete cunt who shouldnt teach she takes members of her class like hayden eryes and rapes them out of class she sucks aiden birds cock and she has a strap on she likes to watch child pornography

my god mrs woodcock stop sucking my cock

Mrs woodcock by JLC11000 July 1, 2011

Olivia Woodcock

A beautiful wonderful hearted girl. Wonderful to talk to. Always there for someone, great person. Absolutely FUN. That girl Olivia Woodcock is awesome. Listens to great music! Gets attention from mostly douchebag guys! Super smart! Totally talented! Great hair! Nice smile! Cute feet! Knows how to party! So weird! An all around amazing person. You won't regret knowing an Olivia Woodcock! Beautiful and wonderful person who has an incredibly amazing sense of humor. Inteligent and either has or will earn all degrees in college. Also amazing at sports.
A delicate, yet beautiful flower. She grabs the heart of the crowd. A delightful part of any unsuspecting person's day. Likes preppy clothes, preferably pink, green, light blue, possibly orange, depending on the brightness. If you see an Olivia, look the other way, because you will immediately fall for her charm.
Perfectionist, Artistic, Smart, Loves animals, Athletic, Outdoorsy, Short, Sarcastic, Beautiful.
A beautiful girl who everybody wishes too be she's very outgoing & won't take shit from nobody she's a special person

person 1: "i know this girl and shes just so amazing"

person 2: "oh, whats her name?"

person 1: " Olivia Woodcock "

person 2: "I KNEW IT"

Olivia Woodcock by WhyShouldITellYou? July 17, 2011