Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
by Mr. Woodchuck May 2, 2010
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see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.
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by bobo the goat October 3, 2005
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by gansta bitch word to your mother November 15, 2003
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by Menyae Shoemaker April 9, 2009
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Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!
Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.
Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.
Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.
Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.
Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.
Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.
by Dr Nogood October 27, 2010
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