Wonday

Flip the M in Monday upside down to make it a W day. (Originated from Tink)

“It is such a Wonday rn! Feeling lit asf”

by Tinksa November 26, 2022

woodyized

the process of male genitalia going from limp to rock hard from a thought, image, or by the touch.

shizzy, that stripper bending over just got me woodyized.

by Dr.B0B June 21, 2006

woodaru

Pronounced wood a roo...
No action taken. Synonymous with doing nothing and leaving the work.for others.

My wife wanted me to cut the grass but I decided to woodaru it until my son got home.

by Yotarolla June 16, 2011

Woody Handshake

The act of grabbing another's male's penis.

Josh just gave that dude a Woody Handshake!

by TheHandshake May 20, 2015

Woody and Buzz

the resulting situation, when you are drinking Natty Light and you get a boner

I got a boner while drinkin natty. Called it Woody and Buzz.. Bro version of toy story.

by cordygo2hell3 October 12, 2010

Woody got Wood

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him

Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe

by Mr canal April 12, 2019

Woody Allen

(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.

one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.

two: yo! dats half gay.

by Ken1plus2 April 9, 2017