Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020

Wonk-eye

A constant lazy eye, so bad that it is un avoidable to stare at when talking to an individual with this problem, and sometimes difficult to know who the individual is speaking to.

"Damn, I kept staring at Larry's wonk-eye while he was talking to us."
"Dude, me too, i didnt even know if he was talking to you or me."

by Berghs August 8, 2006

Long Live The Wonk Eye

a fan aphorism that expresses the love he or she feels for Katy Perry's wonk eye. This trendy phrase was originally established by Kassia Gordon, Madison Morris, Rebecca Luckman, Shannon MacKay, and Emma Plese in August 2009. Katy Perry discovered this catchphrase three days after it's original twitter posting. #longlivethewonkeye

"Hey everybody, I'm Katy Perry. Long live the wonk eye."

by KatyCatMeow August 24, 2009

Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.

Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.

by Pete Shmooterson May 21, 2007

wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm August 12, 2008

Wonky-eyed

Having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.

Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.

That wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!

Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.

by Amby1986 October 17, 2010

wonky eyed midget

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.

'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'

by twofat March 5, 2008