wankalaump

A extremely ratchet, bigheaded, know everything person or creation.

Lucy is such a wankalaump.

by sexie_swagg June 29, 2014

wonkulated

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out

what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated

by katski June 27, 2007

wonkatarian

One who prefers to eat only candy and chocolates.

If I let her, my daughter would prefer to eat only Wonkatarian fare ;).

by The B Side of 45 January 8, 2017

Wonkatated

Wonkatated - to be totally BENT! a loser when you sleep with someone ugly; a loser or poor

Elissa: Dude did you sleep with Mr.Parish?

Lucy: Yeah?

Elissa: YOU'RE WONKAAAATATTED

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Lucy: Do you have an iphone?

Elissa: No?

Lucy: Fucking wonkatated

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Elissa: Babe my K hole last night was so wonkatated

Lucy: same I ended up sucking my uber drivers dick

by WillyW0nkatated July 11, 2018

wonkavator

a huge slut, a chick who fucks sideways, leftways, sqaureways, upways,downways, diagonal ways
also Frankies mom.

i fucked her sideways, bro
sideways, leftways, upways, downways, shes like the fucking wonkavator

by the mauve avenger December 24, 2006

wonkalicious

Something so incredible sweet, you are imidiately diagnosed with diabetes, you imidiately gain 5 lbs, and your teeth imidiately fall out.

GAHD, after eating all dat Fun Dip, I feel sooooooooooo Wonkalicious.

by Thenihongosquad February 25, 2015

Wookalarg

Half man half pig that comes out of the water and will suck your ears right our of your head. and your brain right out of your nose! be care full of the wookalarg your only safe if your wearing your beer goggles!

Hey mat, better hurry up and get your beer goggles on before the wookalarg gets ya!!

by Juicy jaii December 22, 2012