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Wolfgang

Your name is Wolfgang...Wow. That's cool.
by The Universal mind February 3, 2010
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wolfgagging

The act of tying a length of string around a small piece of bacon and getting your girl/boyfriend to swallow the aforementioned bacon (the string must remain out of the mouth). Then whilst in the act of anal penatration, just seconds before climaxing the string must be 'pulled' hard enough to bring the bacon back up the digestive tract causing your partner to gag and their sphincter to instantly contract around your penis.
Mike was feeling fuity and fancied a spot of filthy wolfgagging. So,whilst he was pumping Ricci Tamagna's arse that night he yanked on the string sending himself into waves of ecstasy.
by Joby 1973 September 19, 2008
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Wolfgang

A weird name for a usually hot guy all the ugly people want to go out with and all the pretty people want to hang with
Hey! Wolfgang was wild at the party.
by ooopppsss March 18, 2009
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wolfganging

when u remove bacon fat from a rasher of bacon and push it in to the sphinceter until fully submerged. Then once the person who has received the bacon in their anus is about to ejaculate, u remove the bacon fat as fast as possible resulting in the ultimate orgasm.
"grandma doris why does this bacon taste like poo?"
"because me and your grandfather have just finished wolfganging."
by gooch merchant May 18, 2006
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was one of the worlds greatest composers of music during the 1,700's. His hobbies included making birdhouses, playing piano while exposing his anus, and making fart noises.
Many people considered him to be "childish" because of his making of fart noises and showing of his anus during concerts but this was just another way of him expressing himself.
Elderly Black Man: "FUCK MAN!!! Did that kid just pull off a Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?"
Daniel Boone: "What a badass son-of-a-bitch"
Elderly Black Man: "He's even making the farting noises!"
by ac3092 April 30, 2009
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Erik Wolfgang Kaiser

An overly nice guy who gets taken advantage of way too much, tends to make an amazing best friend. Talented at most everything he applys himself to. Someone you'll try hard not to love but you can't stop the inevitable. He'll become the only thing you want.
"He is so my Erik Wolfgang Kaiser."
by PanoramaSecrets November 3, 2011
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Wolfgang Puck

A chef that has a show on the Food Network channel. He also makes excellent frozen pizzas. They taste fresh and they have good ingredients.
by b2vv April 25, 2008
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