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Wojtek

Wojtek adj.
1. Lacking common sense, tact, and horrible sense of humor.
2. A manager or person in a position of power who resembles David Brent from the BBC's The Office.
“Well, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I’ve been promoted, so....every cloud. You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?”
by Mattias April 16, 2005
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Wojtek

1. A precise casting of lightning bolts, generally in quick succession
I didn’t know if we were going to be able to take that dragon down, but he just kept wojteking it... I was really impressed.
by DR April 12, 2005
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Watch out! It's that ugly little JewTek Troll kid from Jewlandia!
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wojtekitmealex (short Alex) is a form of rodent rat like creature that is extremely ugly and gross. With a double-chin like no other. Nothing matches this human like rat.
Omg i just hate wojtekitmealex (Alex)
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Wajtek means retard
Someone is wajtek
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