woeman

The real spelling of woman, changed to hide the fact that women bring much woe with them.

That chick brings so much drama around with her that she is a perfect example of a woeman.

by doinurmom February 3, 2010

Wompadoo

1. A word used for celebration, like "yee-haw" except it doesn't come from the south.
2. Sex
3. Used when exciting news is present or people come to an agreement in comradore. Like "hoorah" from the Navy Seals

1. Hey! We won the game, WOMPADOO!!!
2. How was your date man, did you wampadoo?!?
3. "Let's go kick some ass!" "WOMPADOO"
"Sparta! What is your profession??!?!" reply... "WOMPADOO!!! WOMPADOO!!! WOMPADOO!!!"

by Glenn Giron October 18, 2007

Wompa wompa

Cringy white kid whose retarded

See that white dude over there tryna make a joke? That dude is a wompa wompa

by For Real Tho? May 18, 2019

wompass cat

A big black cat with a big red butthole. Thats why theyre so ornery.

A cat ate my pet bird. Musta been a wompass cat.

by granmaster rousch January 9, 2004

wompajawed

crooked, bent, warped

The railing was all wompajawed.
Note: I heard this word from a Colorado native who also uses the word caddywumpus (misaligned, crooked). Come to think of it, they may be synonyms.

by Doug Swain December 28, 2008

wompanog

A (usually) sweaty, hairy, disgusting penis that you usually say you or your friends have and can be used when someone or something touches it.

Guy one: (bumps into guy two's dick)
Guy two: (autistic screeching) YOU JUST TOUCHED MY WOMPANOG

by DemDunutz January 2, 2018

WOMPA

WOMPA new retro meaning, replaces the old outdated, wicked, sick, massive, brill, cool, got to have. Multi meaning for got to have, its excellent, thats cool mate, bring it on. OMG

Wompa That. Best ever. Thats great.

i'll WOMPA that. (Just seen new games console most wanted ever) WOMPA. thats WOMPA.

Invited out to party of the centry ..WOMPA..

Just had a brilliant night out and posted on facebook and twitter.. That was WOMPA. or a WOMPA night had by all.
Just got Shagged by your girlfrind thats WOMPA. Just been added as in a relationship with.... Thats WOMPA.

by VODKA ICE November 22, 2010